ADHD (Be Interesting) Patch
Do you have ADHD? Sick of boring people?
This 8x8cm iron-on patch is guaranteed* to put an end to that by reminding others to keep your lil neurodivergent brain interested...
DISCLAIMER: Please ensure you put cloth between the iron and the patch. Ironing directly will cause damage to the product. https://www.wikihow.com/Iron-on-a-Patch
(*not actually guaranteed)